Brand Guidelines · 2026 Edition
Other places give you a menu the size of a novel.
We give you the correct answer.
GETTABURGER opened on the corner of Hungry & Impatient with one conviction: choice is not generosity. A forty-item menu is a restaurant asking the customer to do its job. So we did the deciding ourselves — once, properly, forever.
Beef, cheese, caramelized onions, house sauce, buns. Assembled in the sacred order by people who care about you a frightening amount. Nothing more. Nothing less. We love you too much to confuse you with options.
“Can I gettaburger?” — asked by every single person who has ever walked in. The answer has never once been complicated. We named the restaurant after the question.
Onions go low and slow for forty-five minutes. We stand there stirring and thinking about you the entire time. It's a little much. We know. It's staying.
Closed Mondays. Not for logistics — we rest and think about you. The brand is a restaurant with feelings, and it has never pretended otherwise.
For people who are hungry now and tired of deciding, GETTABURGER is the burger restaurant that serves exactly one burger — because unlike every other fast-casual chain, which competes on how much it offers, we compete on how completely we've already chosen for you.
Fast-casual burgers. We enter as the anti-menu, not the cheapest or the biggest.
Decision-fatigued adults, lunch-rush regulars, and anyone who has ever stared at a menu board too long.
Choice paralysis. The novel-length menu. The eleven-minute group order. Modifications.
One item. Nine dollars. Eleven-second menu read. Forty-five minutes of onions per batch.
The only burger on the menu, and the only one that needs to exist. One price, one build, one answer. Modifications: no. (lovingly)
The burger never changes. Everything around it can: drinks, fries, seasonal sauces for the café side. Line extensions orbit the burger. They never replace it.
$9 is deliberately unremarkable — the point is not value, it's certainty. We never discount the burger. Discounting implies it needed help.
Tell us when you're coming and it's hot, ready and mildly possessive on arrival. Speed is the only thing we let ourselves brag about twice.
GETTABURGER is a friend who has already ordered for you and will not be taking questions. Warm, loud, bossy, and slightly too attached.
Every instruction is an act of love. “You will eat it. You will be happy. That's an order. ♥”
We never hedge. The burger is correct. The menu is finished. The debate is over.
We know 45 minutes of onions is unhinged. We say so first, then keep doing it.
Nothing to decide.
Is this place serious?
Oh. It's genuinely great.
They remembered me.
What we are actually selling: the relief of not having to choose, wrapped in the feeling of being fussed over.
Then a shorter one. Rhythm does the shouting so we don't need three exclamation marks.
“Order ahead.” “Eat it.” “Stop asking.” We instruct, because we've already decided.
Every bossy line ends soft. The heart is the apology we never actually make.
The staff are menaces, Zahin does nothing, two of the three people who know the sauce are Sadia.
“That is the only thing you can get.”
“Reading time: 11 seconds. You're welcome. ♥”
“We cry so you don't have to. You're welcome.”
“Monday we rest and think about you.”
“Explore our wide selection of options.”
“Customise your burger your way!”
“Artisanal, hand-crafted, elevated.”
“We apologise for any inconvenience.”
Rule of thumb — if a sentence could appear on any other burger menu, it is not ours. Rewrite it until it could get us in trouble.
Horizontal lockup — the default across signage, web nav and packaging.
Set in Montserrat 900, tracking −0.02em. “GETTA” in Orange, “BURGER” in Cyan, both with a 1.6px ink stroke and a 2.5px hard ink drop-shadow at 45°. The stroke sits under the fill (paint-order: stroke fill) so the letterforms never thin out.
Minimum clear space on all sides equals the cap-height of the “G”. Nothing crosses it — not a burst, not a halftone edge, not a nav item.
Wordmark: 120px wide on screen, 30mm in print. Below that, drop to the mark alone.
Nav size — 1.45rem
Print / packaging
Stacked — tight spaces
Never skew or stretch
Never recolour off-palette
Never soft-shadow — shadows are hard, ink, 45°
Never letterspace the wordmark
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Primary. Buttons, “GETTA”, hero fills. Roughly 30% of any layout.
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The counterweight. “BURGER”, focus rings, secondary buttons. ~20%.
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The ground. Every surface starts here — never pure white. ~40%.
#1A1208
Every outline, every shadow, all body text. Never black. ~10%.
#FFD21E#FF5C8A#EF3E36#C9F2F8#F7A94B#FFC431#8A4A22Cream 40 · Orange 30 · Cyan 20 · Ink 10. Accents (yellow, pink, red) are seasoning — never a background.
Any coloured shape gets a 3–4px ink border and a hard 4–10px ink shadow at 45°. Colour without an outline is not our colour.
Body copy is always ink on cream or cream on ink. Never ink on orange below 16px, never cyan on cream for text.
Use for: headlines, the wordmark, buttons, badges, prices, sound effects, nav. Always uppercase, tracking −0.01em, line-height 0.95.
Never for: paragraphs. It has no lowercase life in this brand.
Weights in use: 800 (UI) · 900 (display)
Use for: every sentence a human reads — menu descriptions, story copy, captions, form labels, the apologetic asides. 16px / 1.6.
Never for: headlines or prices. It is the warm voice, not the shout.
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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ 0123456789
Weights in use: 400 · 700 · 800
Montserrat 900 · clamp to 9.5rem · stroked
Montserrat 900 · 3rem · flat ink
Montserrat 900 · 1.05rem
Body copy sits here.
Comic Neue 400/700 · 16px · 1.6
Montserrat 800 · .8rem · .18em tracking
The hero character, not a product shot. On the site it rides the scroll and parks itself in the whitespace beside whatever you're reading. Always cyan-bottomed, ink-outlined, slightly tilted. It never sits perfectly straight.
Best burgers in the universe. There can be no competition.
Doesn't do much. Does it honestly.
Messes up on purpose. Don't tell Sadia.
Three real people, drawn as comic panels. They carry the jokes the burger can't. Always rendered in the same halftone-and-ink treatment, captioned in a yellow caption box, and described by their flaw rather than their credential.
SIZZLE! · GLORP! · CRONCH! · SLURP! · DO IT!! — set in the starburst, rotated −8°, one per section maximum. They mark energy, not information. Never use them to label a product.
Ink band, cream wordmark, cyan “BURGER”. Wraps the box. The only copy allowed on it: ONE BURGER. DONE BEST. ♥
1 × THE BURGER — $9.00
Modifications: no (lovingly)
Tue–Sun · 11:00–22:00
1 Burger Lane, corner of Hungry & Impatient
Every burger you stack, we forgive one of your sins ♥
The burger place that already decided.
Bossy, warm, funny, ends in a heart.
Comic ink on cream, hard shadows, halftone, tilted panels.
Relief, then delight, then belonging.
ONE BURGER. ZERO DECISIONS. INFINITE LOVE.
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